Bribe MeMe!

[binidj]

Copied maliciously from mistress Ellefurtle:

Bribes
Five most effective things to bribe me with (in no particular order):

1. Flattery


2. Chinese food¹


3. The opportunity for nobility²


4. Fun


5. A chance to dress smartly

Simple Pleasures
Ten of life's simple pleasures that I like most (in no particular order):

1. The sound of the ocean


2. The company of dogs


3. Chinese food³


4. English forests


5. Riding in the countryside


6. Cuddling up on the sofa with my man


7. Reading aloud


8. The company of cats


9. Making things⁴


10. Being outside in a summer storm⁵

Incidentally, I absolutely hate the way that LiveJournal translates header tags. If they weren't phasing out S1 customisation I might have a bash at it if only to get the damn thing to work right. Also, I am still sunburnt ... ow.

¹ especially if it involves noodles
² if thinking of bribing me then you'd need to get this exactly right or I'll smell a rat
³ see 1
⁴ can be a website, some chain mail or costume; I just love making "stuff"
⁵ especially if wearing a MandaCloak or nothing at all

Comments

[dragonzgrace.livejournal.com]

Wearing nothing at all? What, absolutely nothing? Have you ever done this? (you may refuse to answer that if you wish, I'm just being nosey). Just so you know, I never have. But it does sound rather good fun. A little Lady Chatterley I feel.

[binidj.livejournal.com]

Yes, absolutely nothing at all. Yes I have done it, walked out of a sauna by a lake into the midst of a massive storm with lightning and torrential rain ... bliss! I should add that sex in the middle of a storm is also rather good ;)

[s0b.livejournal.com]

J will attest that I had decided upon the menu for Friday *before* you posted this