Col-late! Col-late!

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OMG! I need this in my life! I may possibly go without food for a bit, and maybe sell a kidney ... WANT!

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Dalek at the Prom rehearsal

[westernind.livejournal.com]

Dalek comes onto stage. Looks around. Spies empty dais sunk below centre arena.
Dalek: WHERE IS DAVROS?
Stagehand: Um, not here yet.
Dalek: DADDY?
Stagehand: He'll only be five minutes
Dalek: HAS DAVROS GONE TO THE LOO? WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY YOU KNOW.
Dais starts rising, now with Davros onboard. Much dry ice.
Dalek: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING?