Ok, who has the portrait?
Apr. 4th, 2004 01:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
binidjTurned 39 on Friday. Had a rather lovely, comfy evening with the Fox sat in front of the TV watching a movie and munching on TastyFood™.
The thing is, I don't feel as though I'm nearly 40 ... really, I don't. I mean, I thought one was supposed to start feeling ... I don't know ... sort of responsible or mature or something. But I don't. And I don't think I look 39 either, which is weird because that wouldn't be a bad thing from my point of view. I can only conclude that somewhere there is a painting of me that looks drop-dead gorgeous and has his life more-or-less on track ... now which one of you bastards has it?
By the way, the Fox would like to know if there's any way of stopping me lying on my back and snoring and hogging all the bed. Not that I go to sleep or wake up on my back, but apparently I roll over in the middle of the night and then keep him awake with a 30 milli-Olly serenade until he pokes me sufficiently to roll over again. As far as hogging the bed is concerned, I consider that sweet revenge so don't bother about solutions to that.
The thing is, I don't feel as though I'm nearly 40 ... really, I don't. I mean, I thought one was supposed to start feeling ... I don't know ... sort of responsible or mature or something. But I don't. And I don't think I look 39 either, which is weird because that wouldn't be a bad thing from my point of view. I can only conclude that somewhere there is a painting of me that looks drop-dead gorgeous and has his life more-or-less on track ... now which one of you bastards has it?
By the way, the Fox would like to know if there's any way of stopping me lying on my back and snoring and hogging all the bed. Not that I go to sleep or wake up on my back, but apparently I roll over in the middle of the night and then keep him awake with a 30 milli-Olly serenade until he pokes me sufficiently to roll over again. As far as hogging the bed is concerned, I consider that sweet revenge so don't bother about solutions to that.
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Date: 2004-04-04 05:41 am (UTC)Don't wear pajamas? Subdermal implants then, I'm afraid.
Happy Birthday, you old galoot :-)
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Date: 2004-04-04 06:46 am (UTC)btw my theory is that not having kids means you stay looking younger longer - well it works for me
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Date: 2004-04-04 07:13 am (UTC)Mind you, I only have me to worry about so it's not currently a problem.
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Date: 2004-04-04 04:29 pm (UTC)I'm guessing it will become a problem (someone else's) come NWO time ... or do you have a room of your own?
=)
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Date: 2004-04-04 06:28 pm (UTC)Traditionally we have a snoring room for persistent offenders. I have a theory that if we can get enough people snoring at different frequencies we can generate perfect white noise which will just cancel itself out into perfect silence...
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Date: 2004-04-04 09:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-04 11:00 am (UTC)Happy Birthday, you old trout.
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Date: 2004-04-05 01:10 am (UTC)As for the snoring thing has tha fox tried earplugs?.. not for his ears you understand but for up your nose ;o)
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Date: 2004-04-05 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-05 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-05 04:06 am (UTC)Maturity is a lie invented by the Archons to keep usin our illusory prision. Following any snoring/bedclothes incident My Beloved sulks and makes pointed comments for at least a day. Mind you, that doesn't work so there you go.