Why Can't I own a Canadian?

This is probably old news but I've only just Stumbled Upon it:

Why can't I own a Canadian?

Send a copy to all your fundamentalist friends!

And this is quite cute.

Because I'm a sentimental old fool ...

... and I fear change.

A planet is called a planet because humans have decided to call it a planet.

I'm a human, and I have decided to continue calling Pluto a planet.

Two plus two does not equal five.