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So Jeremy Clarkson waxed lyrical about his desire for a knob and read a copy of Gay Times on camera.

After his earlier escapades there can surely no longer be any doubt.

New World Order: Grand Tribunal

It's been a week since the event and I think matters have gelled in my mind sufficiently for a write-up.

( NWO Wai! )

And in other news ...

Had a thoroughly splendid weekend, much of which was shared with the lovely jul1et and s0b. There was much talk, with plans for The Wake proceeding apace (the words "plot" and "team" were indeed used) and some interesting metaphysical discussions ... really must write that down at some point ... some point soon. There was also tasty pasta-related food and a battle with the Cheese That Should Not Be.

Saturday saw me hurrying over to the Treehouse to fulfil a long-standing dream. After several hours of recording I have now, officially, done voice-over work. I've wanted to do this kind of work since I was at college and fell throughly out of love with the stage and screen ... it was such a blast, and exactly what I hoped that it would be. My efforts seemed to be well-recieved and there was talk of another session to record some additional sequences ... I are a chuffed Binidj.

On returning to Sexbat Towers, I discovered that my tongue ached like unto a muscle that had been exercised vigorously and also that I was utterly exhausted. Thankfully my understanding hosts allowed me to snooze on the sofa for a while before treating me to a splendid dinner of roast grilled cooked chicken, red cabbage and cheesy potato ... followed by yummy Gü. Later in the evening there was much cheering at the Eurovision Song Contest.