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Taken ruthlessly from Smokingboot:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Binidj!

1. Binidj can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.


2. If you toss Binidj 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!


3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Binidj.


4. Binidj is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.


5. Binidj was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!


6. Binidj can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!


7. Binidj is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.


8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Binidj floating in their swimming pools.


9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Binidj and compline.


10. Birds do not sleep in Binidj, though they may rest in him from time to time.

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Some of this is curiously apt. I'll leave you, Gentle Reader, to work out which ones