This is just too good not to:

Binidj in Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bard

Awash with romance and alcohol, Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bard portrays predatory binidj (Jet Li), the ever pretty s0b (John Malkovich), and a linguistics professor—pax_draconis (Joe Pantoliano). As proven by a series of lie detector tests afterwards, love is somewhat in the air. As two-dimensional as the characters may seem, their problems are as fierce as the fiendish pieces of origami giving them paper cuts.

Produced by ianiceboy

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Copied from PS260 by way of Elani. Movie trailers they didn't show:

The Shining trailer

West Side Story trailer

Titanic trailer

As I've noted elsewhere the Titanic trailer is the one that, regardless of what is actually on the screen, I see in my mind ... hence I have never and will never voluntarily watch that film.