"Tempting, but I'm not sure"
"Oh go on, it won't kill you"
"Well you say that but I've heard stories"
"We've both heard stories but do you actually know anyone who has?"
"Well, obviously not, no"
"Well then"
"I will if you will"
"Well if you will, I will"
"Go on then"
"You first"
"Alright then"

And the wise serpent smiles because all is well in the garden.