I just try and sell cold callers art. They get pissed off fast and put the phone down.

Now-Torchwood...hmmm. Please tell me its just the eye candy thats keeping you watching... it was truly, unbelievable awful on every other level. I can understand why people might fancy captain Jake, and why adding a slightly distorted version of Spike from Buffy might appeal to people, but I would be hard pressed choosing between watching Torchwood or an episode of Power Rangers if I was tied up and forced to choose one as a method of torture. I was actually sitting predicting almost every line of dialog and event before they happened it was so horrifically cliched.